Title Of The Week

We all know those titles that make us do a double take just to make sure we read right?

This is one of them:

Razor Wire Pubic Hair by Carlton Mellick III

Goodreads summary:

Robert wants to be a star in the movies. He has invented a system with his computer that could put the old stars back on the screen, alongside him. He ...more plot: A psycho-sexual fairy tale about a multi-gender screwing toy who is purchased by a razor dominatrix and brought into her nightmarish worlds of bizarre sex and mutilation.

What I think:

I actually don't know what to say...