This is one of them:
Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes by Lewis Grizzard
Goodreads summary:
In this new book, Grizzard writes about the relationships between men and women, sex in the South versus sex in the North. Writing about wives, lovers and friends, Grizzard sets out to prove that sex is not dirty but hilarious--and he succeeds. Advertising in the New York Times Book Review and the Atlanta Journal Constitution.
What i think:
What in the world? The potatoes with eyes really freak me out lol
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