HR- LOOK, I M AGAIN ON MY QUIRKY SELF TODAY
SR- ON WHAT SELF?
HR- SUZZ! QUIRKY SELF!
SR- OH! BY THAT U MEAN THE STRANGE LOOKING BLAZER YOU ARE WEARING!
HR- o_O, ISN'T IT DOPE BABEY!
SR- YA, YA! *ignores*. NOW LEMME SHINE THROUGH, DON'T STEAL FOOTAGE~
HR- AS YOU SAY HONEY MY SUZZZZZY!
SR- *GIVES DIRTY LOOOK*
SARAH JANE DIAS, (who?) - she was ex channel V vj, miss INDIA, did't win MISS.WORLD
(what, don't hate me i m just stating the facts) and now Actress.
SARAH- I WILL PULL A "SATI", IS ANYONE LISTENING?? ANYONE??
(A second later a breeze blows to break the utter silence)
SARAH- GUESS NOT! DAMN !
After looking amazing at the marie claire fashion awards, YOU WEAR THIS! did u go to an hideous Saree convention? O_O What a letdown!
ah! VIDYA BALAN IN SABYASACHI !
VIDYA- *THOUGHTS* "WOW! i look skinny in front of this news reporter, will go home and celebrate with a chocolate cake "
REPORTER- *thoughts* "HOW COME THIS BITCH IS LOOKIN' SKINNIER THAN ME, #FML"
VIDYA- DARE ANYONE TOUCH ME SABYA, I SHALL SLIT THEIR NECKS!
OK! props to the woman, i mean its not exactly something that will take us for a ride to jupiter and back again, but she has found her style (THANKFULLY) and sticks to it, which is SABYASACHI ON REPEAT, and why not?!?! sabya is beyond and i know atleast 50 million women who would kill for this Saree (yikes! do i? :P)
KATRINA- SORRY GUYS! I HAVE SIGNED A CONTRACT WHICH FORCES ME NOT TO SHOW MORE THAN 30% OF MY BODY AND WEAR CLOTHES LIKE THIS !
seriously? like seriously? YAWN!
JADORE THIS CREATURE,
WORSHIP HER MOTHERS!
PRESENTING THE ETERNAL REKHA!
i don;t care what shes wearing, she is wearing the shit out of it! DAMN WOMAN! please coach some actresses how to look as good as u go when they are 6450000 years old !
(more DISASTER DIARIES coming up, STAY TUNED)